Programming Guide

Channel 47 broadcasts every night. Every program has merchandise. The schedule below is accurate as of the last signal check.

6:00 PM / Gorbo's Swim Hole

Pool rules: no rules. Gorbo hosts. Gurgulax is never present in any form. Shop the block.

9:00 PM / Sad Steve's Taxidermy and Ice Cream

Steve is at the counter. Sprinkles is in the back room. Every scoop is an existential crisis. Shop the block.

11:47 PM / Cryptid Dating Game

The flagship. One human, three hidden suitors, host Damien Lovejoy. Still fighting Gurgulax. Still dancing. Shop the block.

Midnight / MEAT Friends

The friends are meat. The meat are friends. What's inside? You already know. Shop the block.

All Hours / BLVCKL!GHT Protective Gear

UV exposure delays Frostingcore. Keep the light on. Shop the gear.

Void Points

Every item on the network carries a Void Points value. Void Points are credited on every order and do not expire. Viewers do. Redemption instructions are issued through the broadcast and never on this page.

Coming to the schedule

Interdimensional House Hunters. Miss Cosmos: Interdimensional Psychic Hotline. Judge Droopy. Night Signal Radio, 66.6 FM. Twenty more programs across four seasons, with Season 5 underway. Watch the full map and schedule at blvcklightai.com/route-47.